Despite the immeasurable amount of interest and capital that the cannabis industry has attracted lately, there’s still a lack of engaging and accessible standardized education for dispensary staff. Without training, employees have no way of providing substantiated guidance to consumers which is a liability and a disservice to patients. Cannabis is polydynamic in nature; from science to business to symptom relief to pleasure, weed can be serious and fun simultaneously. We embody that duality in the design of our course curriculum. We deliver the findings of scientific research in an engaging way with video, art, photos, games, and assessments that are imbued with authentic personality. Ultimately, we have chosen to create the resource that we wish we had when we started our cannabis careers as budtenders.